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Even when Nariah is serious, she is a trip.

I’m away playing basketball and Toya and Nariah are talking to Nariah’s aunt “TT” on speakerphone. A while into the conversation, the subject of my birthday arriving soon comes up. “Oh yeah that’s right! Ryan’s birthday, I guess I need to find something and send it in the mail. Nariah, what does you daddy like?”

Nariah is not really paying attention at this point and Toya repeats the question, “Nariah, TT wants to know what does daddy like?”
And without a smile Nariah replies “Umm, daddy likes to read magazines when he poops.”

TT : “Huh?”

“He likes to read magazine when he POOPS”

Toya quickly tries to edge Nariah along with a “Umm what else does daddy like Nariah?”

“He likes movies… He likes to watch movies… He likes to go to the movies… He really likes movies”

This actually could’ve been worse, as I have alot of video game magazine which Nariah sees all the artistically different covers and calls them “daddy’s weird magazines”.Can you imagine how “daddy likes to read weird magazines when he poops” would sound coming out of a childs mouth? LOL. The innocence is so hilarious you can’t even get mad at it even if it is embarrassing.