Archive for June 13, 2011

Nariah says… #40

Posted: June 13, 2011 in Comedy, Nariah

Nariah asked me to cut her an apple for part of her dinner.
Do you want to eat it whole or in slices?
I want it whole daddy, so can you just cut the skin off please?
As I peel the skin, Nariah starts talking in a mousy whiny voice “Somebody help me please… help me! ┬áIt hurts! Save me!!!
Then in a deep voice she proclaims, “No way, you’re going to be my supper!” and laughs heartily.