Archive for September 4, 2011


The little one walked up to my husband in CVS and told him “My Pagin(vagina with a “p”) hurts. Can you look at it?

The big one told his preschool teacher at nap time : “I’m sleeping naked! My daddy sleeps naked!
His daddy does not sleep naked….for the record, but if he did….don’t put our business in the street.