**Arthur**
Ish: “Daddy I want to wear my Zshoes!!”
Art: “Your what??”
Ish: “My Z- SHOES!!!”
Art: “What are your Z shoes? I dont buy nothing but name brand sneakers. Did your mother buy you some crazy type of shoes again?”
Ish: “No my BLACK Z shoes you know!!”
Art: (realizing he meant something else) “You mean your N shoes?? THOSE ARE NEW BALANCE BOY!!!” lol.