Archive for October 7, 2011


1.) The little one said to me after I read the bedtime story, “Can you please stop snoring, I’m trying to sleep.

2.) We were reading a book of alphabet riddles. I kept giving him High-Fives and saying, “Dude, good job.
He was like, “Can you please stop calling me, “dude?”
He better be glad he’s short!