**Shannon**
So…. Chel and Madison are in the bed with Madison putting Keren to sleep. I’m in the kitchen (next to bedroom) cleaning it up.
Chel: “Shan…“
Shannon: “What’s up?”
Chel: “Guess what Madison said”
Shannon: “What?”
Chel: “She needs a new butt”
Shannon: “Huh?”
… Now I pause because I’m thinking Madison doesn’t like her butt. I never want my kids to have self esteem issues. Unpause…
Shannon: “Why is that?”
Chel: “She says because she has a crack in it!“