Archive for February 22, 2012

Nariah says… #69

Posted: February 22, 2012 in Comedy, Nariah
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We’re sitting at the dinner table finishing up our food. Nariah is telling us about her day at school and how she wanted to say something smart to her friend but decided against it. When she told us what it was, Toya and I laughed and told her that she was pretty funny.
Nariah, when did you learn to ‘jone’ on people like that?
What’s ‘joning’ mommy?
You know baby, those mama jokes daddy would say sometimes? Like ‘Yo mama so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck’
Nariah busts out laughing.

The next three things Nariah said may not  make the most sense, but they were too funny not to share.

Oh yeah, well yo mama so fat, she’s like a beach ball and I can throw her out west!

Yo mama teeth so sharp, she bit a beaver!

Yo mama so tall, when she picks up a box, it says ‘OMG’

I really don’t know what to do with her. LOL

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