Posts Tagged ‘jokes’

Nariah says… #103

Posted: March 14, 2014 in Comedy, Nariah
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Caught off guard by this one. I picked up Nariah the other day from school and asked how her day went while we headed home. She told me briefly about her day and then asked about mine. I responded about a meeting I had before getting a phone call. After the short phone call…

“Oh yeah…. where was I? Hmmmm…. what else did I do today?”
“You did that?”
“Huh?”
“WOOOW! You did that too?”
“Did what? I didn’t say anyt—”
Nariah cuts me off with “That’s awesome daddy! I can’t believe you did all that today!”
Now I realize she’s playing me for a fool and I can’t help but to laugh.
“Whooooah, you mean to tell me you did all those things and still had time to do that too!?!?! You had a busy day daddy!”
“You’re funny Nariah”
“I’m so amazed how much you do!!!”
“Ok… Nariah…. you got me….”
“Teehee… giggle giggle”

This girl is a mess!
really

Nariah says… #102

Posted: November 26, 2013 in Comedy, Nariah
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I know its been a long long time since I’ve posted. It’s been quite busy lately and I must say I’ve missed out on posting some truly hilarious stories, but just now, I had to stop unloading the groceries and share what my child just told me.

Nariah for some reason started joking on me and said I had a big head.
“Daddy… your head is bigger than a street light! hee hee hee hee”
“My head is what?!?!? Girl… you don’t want any of this! You so dumb, you thought a quarterback was a refund!”

Nariah looks at me with the “oh no he didn’t” look.
“Well… you so dumb… you thought a linebacker was somebody who moves the line back!  ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!”

Did this girl just cover her mouth say her own “ooooooooooooh“. I was laughing so much I couldn’t even come back.

Nariah = 1…. Daddy = 0

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Nariah says… #59

Posted: December 25, 2011 in Comedy, Nariah
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I’m in the kitchen cleaning up after Christmas dinner. Nariah walks up to me all somber and says:

“Daddy, I have some sad news to tell you…”
“Everything ok? what’s wrong Nariah????”
“*Sigh*…. I just found out….. That Toryn is a redskins fan…”

Silence…

More silence…

And yet… even more silence….

“Huh?”
“I know daddy, I’m still a cowboys fan though! But Toryn likes the redskins”

She turns and walks off and after about 6-8 steps, she busts out laughing. That girl is a trip. Playing jokes on me already!